I guess I have a high threshold for pain, but something snapped in me tonight, and I'm thinking of starting a crusade against all those STUPID "erectile dysfunction" advertisements that are SHOVELED down our throats....
The one that put me over the edge was the "Viva Viagra" ad featuring Cro-Magnon Man on his motorcycle, grinning lasciviously at his female mark, while the music track gleefully choruses"Viva Viagra" about three hundred times....
That sound you hear off in the distance??? That would be Elvis whirring in his grave...
Hey boys, I'm really sorry you have limp noodles, but interrupting my watching of the Accenture Match Play Championship to explain what priaprism is, and why a four-hour boner is considered a serious life-threatening condition just got to be too much to bear tonight....
(Isn't that exactly why these poor baby boomers are TAKING THIS SHTUFF?? So they can have a four-hour woody woodpecker, and keep their little lovebirds interested in them???)
Has anyone else noticed that the inanity factor of these ads is on the upswing recently? We've now moved beyond the implied innuendo of the symbolism of the couple in the separate bathtubs in the great outdoors to prolonged clinical explanations of why you need this magic elixir to put the lead back in your pencil, and how inconvenient unexpected kitchen plumbing explosions contributes to an unsatisfying satisfying sex life, but the male form of "The Pill" is there to save the day....
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
STOP THE MADNESS!!!
OH, AND BY THE WAY, THE PATHETIC LOSER ASHHOLE AT PO BOX 158, AGOURA HILLS, CA 91376 NEEDS THIS SHIT BECAUSE HIS NEEDLE DICK DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT CHEMICAL ASSISTANCE - HERE'S HOPING THAT DICK DROPS OFF BECAUSE IT'S BEEN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT EVER HAVE BEEN...EVER!!! YOU ARE A COMPLETE CLASSLESS ASSHOLE "Jimmy", AND YOU DESERVE TO DROP DEAD FROM EVERY STD KNOWN TO MAN - BUT SOMEDAY YOU'LL REAP WHAT YOU'VE SOWED, YOU DEPRAVED, PREDATORY MOTHERFUCKER!!! ....GOD WILL PREVAIL!!!
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